Good News!
Good news!
I spoke with friends and family this weekend, and in conjunction with the contents of my own savings, I was able to get $1200! I know it's not the full amount, but I have yet to speak to my step father.
My step father is very wealthy, and like you, has lived a reprehensible life. However, he has never made any effort at reformation, and is a professed atheist! He even has one of those "Jesus" Fish on the back of his car, but it's empty, as if to say that he believes in NOTHING. He has made his money as a manager of two tire recycling sited in New York, and divorced his first wife the moment she started showing signs of a mental illness (He has no loyalty to his friends or family). As my own step father, he was strict, and frequently passed up the belt, and preferred to instead use a plastic pipe he kept by the back door. Needless to say, I grew up well disciplined, and moved out as soon as I turned 18. I think by promising him a significant fraction of the 8% share, he may agree to help.
(BTW secret: every year on my birthday I drop off old tires with metal rebar inside them in hopes that it will break his machines!)
There is one more simple issue that must be addressed. A friend of mine (and significant financial contributor) has warned me that there are many viruses and hoaxes on the internet. I assured him that you and I have had good conversations, but he says that they have computers now that can talk just like people (he has had AOL since 1998 and knows a lot about computers)! We talked it over, and decided that the only way to prove that you are a real person (and not a computer) is to receive a hand written letter.
I'm not saying that I don't trust you. We've shared a lot in thes past two weeks (I too consider you a blood brother. I see in you the same passion for humanity that I try to live every day.) But this little formality is the only thing that will convince my friend to let me send you the money for the affidavit.
I know that you don't have easy access to your funds now (them being stuck in a secret account!) But I can even reimburse you for the cost of overseas postage. (Just add it to the cost of the affidavit!)
I hope that you will not take offense, and will understand that in these certain and dangerous times, when trusted with his friends' money, a person can never be too careful.
I keep you in my Prayers, and wish for your miraculous recovery.
Your Brother, Daniel.
BTW, in addition to the affidavit, we also need a copy of the deposit certificate (any quality will do) to send to Mr. Kelvin at the Cosplus Bank.
God Bless!
I spoke with friends and family this weekend, and in conjunction with the contents of my own savings, I was able to get $1200! I know it's not the full amount, but I have yet to speak to my step father.
My step father is very wealthy, and like you, has lived a reprehensible life. However, he has never made any effort at reformation, and is a professed atheist! He even has one of those "Jesus" Fish on the back of his car, but it's empty, as if to say that he believes in NOTHING. He has made his money as a manager of two tire recycling sited in New York, and divorced his first wife the moment she started showing signs of a mental illness (He has no loyalty to his friends or family). As my own step father, he was strict, and frequently passed up the belt, and preferred to instead use a plastic pipe he kept by the back door. Needless to say, I grew up well disciplined, and moved out as soon as I turned 18. I think by promising him a significant fraction of the 8% share, he may agree to help.
(BTW secret: every year on my birthday I drop off old tires with metal rebar inside them in hopes that it will break his machines!)
There is one more simple issue that must be addressed. A friend of mine (and significant financial contributor) has warned me that there are many viruses and hoaxes on the internet. I assured him that you and I have had good conversations, but he says that they have computers now that can talk just like people (he has had AOL since 1998 and knows a lot about computers)! We talked it over, and decided that the only way to prove that you are a real person (and not a computer) is to receive a hand written letter.
I'm not saying that I don't trust you. We've shared a lot in thes past two weeks (I too consider you a blood brother. I see in you the same passion for humanity that I try to live every day.) But this little formality is the only thing that will convince my friend to let me send you the money for the affidavit.
I know that you don't have easy access to your funds now (them being stuck in a secret account!) But I can even reimburse you for the cost of overseas postage. (Just add it to the cost of the affidavit!)
I hope that you will not take offense, and will understand that in these certain and dangerous times, when trusted with his friends' money, a person can never be too careful.
I keep you in my Prayers, and wish for your miraculous recovery.
Your Brother, Daniel.
BTW, in addition to the affidavit, we also need a copy of the deposit certificate (any quality will do) to send to Mr. Kelvin at the Cosplus Bank.
God Bless!
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