The William John Center for the Unfed

Monday, October 04, 1999

Homeopathic Remedies Really Work!

Daniel Hoffmann to William

My grand sympathies for your failing health. Have you considered Homeopathic remedies? For thousands of years people have successfully treated even the gravest of illnesses with natural and organic remedies. (This is why people live so long in teh bible!) A good friend of mine is a certified herbalist, and she recommends St. John's Wort for problems with the stomach and throat. My daughter has recently fallen ill with stomach pains, and we are treating her quite successfully with the Wort.

I spoke with my step father, and in exchange for 4% of your fortune, he is willing to give me an additional $1500. I don't know that I am willing to make that agreement, knowing full well the poor strength of his character. He told me that he would spend the money to open an animal shelter in his neighborhood, so that he could euthanize stray cats and dogs. And buy a larger home (loathsome!), but it would expedite our process. What do you think?

Can you estimate how long the transaction will take?
I ask, because I find that I qualify for a credit card online with a high interest rate (25%!) but it allows me to get cash from it. The initial credit line is $1000, so that will put me within just a few hundred dollars of our goal. However, I will have to pay $250 each month until I get it paid off. How long will it take to transfer the money?

The best way for a letter to reach me is to
"Daniel Hoffman"
430 Madeline Dr. Pasadena, Ca 91105.

I have tried receiving letters at my stepfather's address, but he frequently loses them, or throws them away, saying "I am too old to be receiving mail."

As far as the Deposit statement goes, it is one of the requirements of the bank in order to authorize the transaction. I must send them a copy of my US passport, a copy of the Deposit Statement, and a copy of the Affidavit.

You can send the Deposit Statement to the same Address, either with your letter, or afterwards, but it must arrive before we can authorize the transaction.

Did you have pleasant dreams last night? I prayed for them for you!
-Daniel

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